So, I thought, very naivly?, that I'd go shopping last Friday and take advantage of all those good deals advertised.  Okay, I am just a little Kansas girl with no earthly idea what really happens that one day of the year.  I don't know what was in the turkey that these people ate, but it turned them all into raging monsters.  Some lady got so p.o'd at me in the parking lot(there was nowhere to park and I was driving a truck-UGLY) that she was waiting at the front of the store when I finally got parked and made my way in.  I'm only 5'2", but I think I coulda' taken her.  But in an attempt to avoid a lawsuit and some bloodshed, I ducked inside with a wave of people and my height was an advantage for the first time ever.  Anyway, horrible story made short, I quickly took note of the checkout line that went from the front of the store to the back and then curved forward again, and then the general lack of good cheer and short supply of oxygen to support such a crowd and high-tailed it outta there and just went home.  This was at 6:30am.  NEVER NEVER NEVER again!!!  Stupid!  Why, I ask you, did someone not warn me?!  So, I've had a glimpse of Hell and renewed my vows with the Lord to ensure that I never have to return.  So, how was your weekend?  Is it this way everywhere?